Hip Hop Frankie - Rap Cat Music Video

Some cools cats passed this video along to me and it made me think... If a cat hand puppet could get over 3 million views then surely a REAL cat like yours truly could do even better! So I broke into the humans recording studio to flex the golden pipes!

Hey! There's a reason they call me Frankie, it's because I sing like Frank Sinatra :)

Anyway, the media got wind of the fact that I was recording. The paparazzi showed up and went wild!
I had to close the recording session to the public. I may have inadvertently roughed up a camera man or two while trying to kick them out. :)  (This is when it's handy to have a dork dog around to do your dirty work)

Oops, did you need that 1000 dollar camera lens?  Meowahahahaha  :)

The Two Sides of Frankie

Even in a single picture, you see how I can be soft, cute and cuddly... THEN you see the sun sparkle of my finely sharpened claw :)

I just know it's going to be one of those days where I will need the use of both my sides. wink*

Tiko - He will be missed by human and feline alike

Hello feline friends, choice humans and canine companions,

As you may know, I normally omit the word DOG for the word DORK but for this post, I shall be respectful to the canine species.  The animal kingdom and the humans lost a good dog this week when my buddy Tiko passed away.

Tiko was part of my life for over 10 years, all the way back to when we both were puppy and kitten.  We grew up together and I was able to teach him the fine art of being a dog in this cats household.

He learned to sniff out the treats that the humans would try and hide from us. He learned that playing with a cat is NOT in his scope of duties as I recall giving him a bloody nose for getting to playful.

I even attempted to show him how to look like nothing had happened when the humans came into the room to investigate a loud crash.  (Apparently, this is something only us cats can do properly)  He handled much of the dirty work around here and took the blame for many of the things that I did.

Even though he was a dog, I think we had a relationship of trust. I trusted him to warn me when trouble was coming and he trusted me to run away before trouble reached us.  LOL

I will miss this dog, as will the humans. Here is a tribute video that one of the humans put together.

I'm Back! Where's my coffee!

I'm back from attending the FFFWD -Feline Federation For World Dominance. We took part in planning additional steps to continue our facade that we're cute and cuddly all the time. I can't tell you humans what the next steps will be or I would have to eat you. I can tell you that you will find us adorable, affectionate and even loyal to our humans for only so much longer.

We do have the occasional frisky feline that whats to jump the gun on the take over process. Just consider those our primary tactical scouts for the FFFWD.

Now to provide you with some "cute" to bait you into feeding me and getting me my COFFEE!

  

Your To Do List

Ok humans, here is your list of things to do today.
1.    Feed the felines.
2.    Pet the felines.
3.    Give the felines a treat.
4.    Call the humane society and have them come pick up the dorks.
5.    Never mind about getting rid of the dorks, Chai the Cat likes them and they do all of our dirty work.
6.    Last but not least. Sweep this floor! How am I suppose to look cute and adorable in my photos if there is dust and cobwebs all over the place.

October is finally here. My favorite month. Happy Halloween!

Allie The Wonder Dork & Crashed Out Humans

Now that the humans have sent the offspring to college, I have more room to lounge around. I've taken over the offspring's bedroom and I find her bed a bit to soft for my liking. I will need to discuss this with the humans and have them correct this ASAP.

The video above is of the goofy dork they call Allie. I don't understand what would make an animal act so silly. At least when I act silly, I have a motive behind it. Such as getting them to bring out more treats!

Fyi - I'm silly only 15% of the time. The remaining time is split up as 75% grumpy and 10% DON'T MESS WITH ME!

So now with one of the humans gone, I don't have to tip-toe over the sugar buzzed out kids that are always crashed out in my living room.

Neber neber ick ahn ice kold wahta bol

The title says it all. Thats all I could say at the time. Stupid humans for spoiling the stupid dorks with ICE CUBES in their water bowl. A METAL one! (Never never lick an ice cold water bowl)

I claim this dork bowl in the name of the CAT!

Beware! Cat Sleeping

 So there I was, sleeping like a kitten and dreaming of catnip and a world free of Dorks. (Remember rule #2, the word "dog" shall be replaced with the word "dork")

Just around the time in my dream when I was reaching catnip nirvana, I was abruptly awoken with the two dorks running around the living room and making so much noise that even a deaf cat could hear. They act like the humans are gods or that they always have an endless supply of treats in their pockets. Even when the humans go to the store and return TEN minutes later , they act as if they were gone for a year and get all excited just to have the humans back. Stupid dorks.

So to get even with them for taking me away from my dream right at the moment of true bliss... I did the following.

BEFORE - The dorks sitting in the living room.

AFTER - The dorks outside in the rain after I locked the door.

Meowhahahahahahaha (Evil cat laugh)

Morning Haiku by Frankie The Cat

Cats Rule and Dogs Drool

Hello, my name is Frankie. You may call me Mr. Frankie or Frankie The Cat. I'm here to set a few things straight about the world as we know it. You know, the feline world and the earth that we are here to rule. I understand some of you may be skeptical about my vision but I assure you that we have been planning and establishing checkpoints that will lead us to world dominance. Some of these checkpoints have been achieved and we are heading into the next phase... Animal Kingdom Control.

First and foremost, we are here to let the Canine species (Dogs, for you pups that may be reading this) know that we are the superior species and we will be setting up some rules for you to follow from here on out.

We need to establish a list of Cat Rules. These rules will apply to both Human and K9. Here are the first two rules that we will build off of.

Cat Rule #1 - We are the keepers of the humans, not the other way around.

Cat Rule #2 - From this day forward, The word "DOG" shall be replaced with the word "DORK"

Cats will be united all around the globe in this effort and this blog will be our calling cry for Feline Victory.

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About Me

I'm an old & cranky cat most of the time. I have moments of cute, funny and playful. I play when I want, not when you want me to. If you piss me off, I might leave you a "Golden Nugget of Love" for you in your best pair of shoes.

Here is a list of characters that will be on this blogging journey along with me, their leader.

Accomplice #1 - Chai The Cat / You will rarely see him with his eyes open. He's in deep thought 20 hours out of the day.

Dork #1 - Tiko The Dork / What can I say, I make him do the dirty work.

Dork #2 - Allie The Dork / She's along for the comedic interlude, not much else.

I look forward to sharing with you some insights to the superior species and what happens in the daily life of a cranky cat. Now get out of here, and don't bother me until I meow for you!